The Right Idea
Today Bob got into a huge fight with a member of his house through a sell phone, or so I figured, hearing but his half of the exchange. I was completely shock’d by his words, but moreso by the guys’ reactions, ’cause stuff like that seems to be totally normal around here. I can’t understand how such a land can exist, where men can feel zero obligation to defend their houses and go as far as throwing away their own names. What’s even weirder is how the guys seem ready to give their lives for the honor of their brotherhood without a drop of shared blood between them, like knights without a king or something.
The more I think about it, the more I wonder if these guys have the right idea here. I mean instead of their bloodline, they oppose fate by fighting for whatever the hell they want. There’s a lot of stuff like that here that just makes so much more sense when you think about it (except maybe the “arrow to the knee” thing – still don’t get that). Like the parties. They’re not nearly as extravagant as Verona’s balls, but that doesn’t make them any less fun. It just means we can have them more often without a load of preparing or dressing up. Besides, I don’t see why Verona’s women think five layers of skirts make them any more pleasing to the eye. And anyway, a learning establishment where people have time to enjoy life has got to be doing something right. Makes me almost think Verona’s stuck in the stone ages.
Speaking of Verona, I’ve been trying and trying, but I just can’t find a lead on how Jules and I could get back. If any of you out there have any ideas, I’d sure like to hear them. Really, you’d be saving my life here.
October 9, 2012 Tuesday at 11:08 pm
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I know where Juliet is. Tell me your state and city and I will reveal to you her current location.
Dude, they’re in the same building.
You would not believe how ridiculously stupid I feel right now. Whoops.
Glad you’re enjoying your time here. Me and my crew will love to help you and your mate get back to your land. In fact, we are already involved with helping others who are in very similar situations. But like yourself, we have very little answers how to return you home. But we are very resourceful and are confident we will find a way.
Seriously, man? You have no idea how thankful I’d be to thee. But it’s not like thou and I met or anything. Why would thou go out of thy way for a complete stranger like me?
As I said, we were already dealing with people in similar situations, and we’ve sort of made it a mission to help as many people that we can. The fact is, we have reason to believe that people like you are arriving into our world from different worlds through mysterious means. It’s a problem that needs to be fixed or it could end badly for our world, but we can only fix it if we can send all who have already passed through back to where they belong. We do it not just for the sake of our world, but of all worlds, including yours.
All we ask that you be completely honest with us and give us any information that may help us figure out how to get you back home. For example, we would like to know the circumstances in which you and Juliet found yourselves here. If we can figure out how you and the others have been breaking through, we may be able to work out a plan to return you back.
Thanks, man! I didn’t realize I had so many great bros in this Internet thing too. As for how Jules and I ended up here, thou got me there. I mean one moment we were in Verona, and the next, here. It was weird.
Sup dude,
I totally know the guy who can help you out. He’s kinda creepy, though. Juliet said you have email now, right? His email is OneAboveTheWall@gmail.com
Bro, thanks so much for the tip. Maybe thou can tell me more about this dude? I don’t want to email someone I don’t know anything about. Bob said that’s call’d spamming or something.
He’s kind of the guy who got us all together (I’m with the others too). He’s investigating what is getting people like you over here and how can you go back. Go ahead and email him. Just call him “Unsmiler” like we do and you’ll be fine.
Okay, gotcha. I’ll do that tomorrow.
Good sir, are you ready to rock?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3j-ZZ4eDO8
The music in this world’s really different, but it’s growing on me! Rock on!
Then this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q&feature=related) is something you might like as well. There’s a bunch of different songs by the group, so just keep clicking ones in the right-hand column to listen to what they have.
Hey there, Romeo, I’m with the guys posting above. We are actually kinda like your friends there, except we met through the internet. Lately, we got a really important waring from someone we know of that.. well… this stuff was happening. People were getting yanked here from where they really belong. You and Juliet are, unfortunately, definitely not the first cases we have had to deal with. I’m just glad it’s you guys and not any more evil megalomaniacs. We have enough of those on our hands right now, thanks very much, world.
Anyhow, I’ll give it to you straight: We don’t have a clue right now how to get you back. To be honest, we have never really dealt with stuff like this before, so we are making stuff up as we go. So far, though, everything is going great. We’ve located huge amount of people in the same situation as you two, and now we are working on getting you home.
If you wanna meet the guy in charge, more or less, of this whole disaster response crew, use the e-mail account my friend Dryu up above me provided. Like he said, he’s a pretty damn weird guy, so be ready for that going into it.
Either I or another one of my friends will keep you updated on anything you need to know via the comment section, so don’t worry. For now, just focus on sitting back and living life. You seem like you have a good place, and the same goes for Juliet too. Just stay outta trouble and everything should be good.
That should be all the important shit outta the way, so before I go I’ll give you a link in return for you sitting through all that. Thought you could use some pretty awesome music, so here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s38F7UuVeE
If you like that, check out some of the groups other stuff on YouTube too. If ya don’t know how, I’m sure your friends can give ya a walkthrough.
Talk to ya later, Romeo!
Thanks, man. It’s good to know Jules and I have help over here and all. And thou have great taste in music. I still can’t get over how easy it is to chill out to music whenever in this world.
Oh… And just in case you’re wondering why so many of us appeared at once… Well, we’re mostly from here:
http://tvtropes.org
Oooh, can’t believe I missed taht one. Srsly dood, visit it. It will Enhance Ur Life. Promise.
Looks like some sort of directory? How can thou be from a website?
We’re just united in chilling there a lot. Take ur time to examine it, it will make u a better purrson.
As one of the many people online ‘dealing with’ the problems that have arisen lately I feel it’s my civic duty to warn you to please keep your wits about you around tv tropes, Romeo, a great place but it has this horrible tendency of sucking out your time. One minute it’s nine pm and you’re curiously checking out the home page, and the enxt thing you know it’s eight hours later, the cock’s crowing and your girlfriend is wondering why you look as if you’re the walking dead this morning.
It’s only been one night. I’ll be more careful from now on.
Also, if you wanna spend some time with the lovely Juliet, why not go see a movie together? Thats basically the tradition around here for young couples. I already suggested this to her, too.
I’m sure your flatmates could have some great suggestions for you, although she’d probably appreciate a good romance, so how about this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS3SbrQik3M
It’s got everything! Dancing, singing, fighting, a romantic story (kind of a sad ending though, you may wanna bring tissues for her!) If movies aren’t your thing I’m sure there’s a stage production of it somewhere, too.
I asked Bob where I could find a copy, but he said it was lame. Maybe I’ll hunt it down at some point. It’s not like I don’t trust your taste in these things.
I appreciate your faith. Musicals ARE a bit of an aquired taste, I think. First you’ve got to get over the fact that everyone’s dancing and singing their problems instead of talking them, and then there’s the breaking into song at REALLY strange moments…